Currently taking best friend applications because mine are shitty friends.

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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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59 minutes ago // 498,552 notes

HA I honestly have the worst friends ever.

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ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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1 hour ago // 189,952 notes


drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

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4 hours ago // 275,847 notes


a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

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4 hours ago // 159,796 notes